Wild Dingo

Los Gatos , CA —Wild Dingo Communications today launched a newly designed Web site and upgraded content to both inform and entertain customers. CEO Margaret J. Starling comments, “The site really needed an upgrade that reflects the overall character of the company. It needed more pictures of me.”

Over the summer, Starling has been making political gain for all dingo-kind in her weekly visits into town. While strolling through the farmer’s market, children, adults and dogs-alike succumb to her lobbying techniques and respond to her “good behavior” bribes with treats and fawning attention.

“My goal is simple. I aim to prove that dingoes are capable of being upstanding canine citizens in a community named for the, ugh, feline. I aim to apply common political tactics, such as tail wags and licks to help educate the misguided pro-feline community in hopes of gaining support for dingo-kind,” says Starling. Starling’s charm and politics won her several adventures in kayaking, where she was often seen commanding a two-man vessel along the southern reservoir shores.

Not all individuals support the dingo cause. Local feline resident, Maxwell Mittens alleges that Starling is discriminate when offering her charms and claims that he and Starling had a showdown over territorial rights in the shared community. Starling asked, “Isn’t it enough that the town Los Gatos is named after cats? Shouldn’t canines be allowed some territorial ownership? I can’t help it if Mittens wanders onto my property, but I can sure help keep him off!”

Starling’s right-winged opinion resulted in a war-wound from the confrontation.