Wild Dingo Aquires Corporate Limo
Los Gatos, CA — Wild Dingo announced today its acquisition of a company limo. The company has chosen a convertible Mini Cooper for its corporate travel.
For over two years, Margaret J. Starling, has been lobbying hard for a limo that not only suited her prima-donna lifestyle but allowed her easy access to her fan-base as she is driven around her home town.
“It’s about time,” exclaimed Margaret J. Starling. “For years, I’ve been repeatedly requesting suitable transportation. It’s completely unacceptable for a CEO as well as a dingo to be transported around in a sub-par vehicle. I finally had to go on ‘car-ride’ stike for it to sink in.”
In addition to parading the CEO around town, the limo is used to transport the only real working employee to client meetings. Any other extra curricular activities with the limo are strictly limited to a dingo’s entertainment.
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