Wild Dingo

Wild Dingo CEO, Margaret J. Starling, announced a strategic partnership with Basset Hound, Mr. Shy Guy, CEO of Basset Digging Productions. The partnership, purely business, involves leveraging Mr. Guy’s talents as posse for Starling’s continued attempts at gaining political control over the neighborhood.

“Mr. Guy is quite talented at enforcing my laws here in my neighborhood,” says Starling. “I was particularly impressed with his ‘bark-at-the-fenced-in-dog’ technique during his encounters with the always-agitated canine, Harley. It was then I knew that he’d make a good posse for me.”

The partnership is a win-win for both parties as it involves daily off-site visits to the lake, free rides in the Wild Dingo limo and an occasional swim in the nearby river. During the off-sites, Mr. Guy also provides treasure-burying services, often finding a dead animal or bone and providing just the right burying space for that emergency snack storage. Less interested in Mr. Guy’s treasure, Starling waits patiently until he concludes his burying rituals.

Being a posse for a Dingo has its drawbacks. During one of Margaret’s typically noisy encounters with Border collie, Arrow, Mr. Guy rose to the occasion, bravely carrying out his posse duties by teaming up with Margaret to yell at Arrow. In her usual fashion, Margaret started the argument and quickly stepped aside leaving Mr. Guy to contend with Arrow on his own. Arrow quickly became unhappy with Mr. Guy’s posse-like behavior and let him know it. Basset howling could be heard for miles.

“You win some, you lose some,” said Starling. “I try to lay down the law daily with those on this street, but you’ll always get a few rogue individuals, such as Arrow, who will not obey. They live by their own rules, no matter how many times I try to explain that I am the boss. But sometimes they will not comply. Unfortunately, Mr. Guy learned this lesson early in his career as a Dingo posse,” she added.

Mr. Guy could not be reached for comment regarding his duties as posse.