Wild Dingo needs an artist to offload some work. Do you think this gal will want to work for me? All I can afford is peanuts. I better snap her up before she’s offered a full scholarship to some fancy schmancy art school.
May 272008
May 222008
A few weeks ago, it felt like January and it was April. Then a week later, it felt like July. We never had a gentle, mild spring. Mother Nature’s hot flashes were killing me. And now what looks to be a raging act of PMS, today she literally blew a 100 acre fire into 3000+ [...]
May 212008
I almost got kicked out of yoga class the other day. No, really. Like almost “by the ear” kicked out. Before class, in the yoga parking lot, I ran into a friend (I won’t name names, but we’ll call her Stacy since that’s her name). We decided to get spots next to each other. The [...]
May 192008
It seems Scott Adams has been eavesdropping at casa Wild Dingo. It’s no secret my “tolerance” for nitwit behavior has bottomed out. Mr. Wild Dingo may have taken note of my lack of tolerance, for well, stupidly behaving individuals once, twice or thrice in the past month. But I ask you. What harm is it [...]
May 162008
So since it’s Frackday, thought I’d have a little fun with the Dish Network telemarketer who just called. It’s ok to white lie to Nitwits on Frackday.
May 122008
Mr. Wild Dingo seems to think I should come up with a business plan for two websites that I’m planning to launch later this year. So far this is all I have is this:
May 082008
I went to my Naturopath Doctor the other day. I’ve been seeing him for a few months now and I’ve been really happy with the results. It’s the best I’ve felt since I’ve had my concussion. Yesterday’s bill came to $420. Now how am I supposed to support my crack habit with health invoices like [...]
I’ve been reading Fat Cyclist’s blog for about a little over a year now. He’s just a guy, an average “Joe,” who loves to ride and race bikes. When he’s not riding them, he loves talking or writing about them. He’s a fantastically humorous writer who now contributes to Bike Radar. I’ve enjoyed a chuckle [...]
May 022008
This is what Scott and I will be doing tonight: Give us a break. We’re an old married couple who no longer whoop it up at Friday night parties and we got hooked on this show. A few years ago, when I was recovering from a concussion, I couldn’t do much but sit on the [...]
May 022008
After a few years off the bike, I started riding again. Last weekend, Scott and I rode our usual Mountain Charlie route. Now, Mountain Charlie, a 3.5 mile climb with some steep sections, for a regular rider, isn’t that “bad.” If you’re not much of a rider, it may make you toss your cookies. So [...]
