Spoiled? They don’t think so. “Ok, quit holdin’ out on us. We know Santa Paws brought us delicious treats. Bring them to me.” “Did you say ‘delicious treats?’ WTF? And I’ve been eating these stupid stuffies all morning?”
Dec 292009
Dec 252009
“Oh my Dog! What happened to my ridiculously large ears?” “What did you say? I can’t hear you. My ears seemed to have stopped working.”
Dec 242009
Dec 232009
Somepup was clearly not happy with the sales at Lands End. “I’m a rescue dog. I rescue people from the over-commercialization of Christmas.”
Dec 222009
Last week this little guy came to visit with his dad who was working on our outdoor masonary project : “Hello! My name is True. And I will be your mason today. “
Dec 182009
And we have a winner. And some runner-ups because there were so many that made me giggle. First the news. Drum Roll please … Wild Dingo is relocating from Northern California to Luasanne, Switzerland. I know. Insane. I can’t even freaking believe it myself. To answer the obvious: YES we can bring our dogs, with [...]
Dec 162009
On Tuesday, Juno went for her first physical therapy session for building up muscle in her back legs. Of all the horrors, it involved walking on a treadmill– underwater! And unlike many dogs who do this the first time, Juno picked it up quickly and walked almost immediately, without cheating. Afterwards, she went for a [...]
Dec 152009
Wild Dingo Big News Contest Clue #2 Loki and Juno are getting a new trainer!
Dec 142009
Why the long face Loki? ”The Internet is abuzz with talk of Pantyloons and Jodhpurs. Juno, Khyra, The Herd, the AO4, Phantom & Thunder, Kira… They all have pantyloons or jodhpurs!”
Dec 112009
This time Internet, it was Mr. Wild Dingo’s fault. He left the shoes defenseless against the perp. Two of them are his shoes. She collects them outside the mudroom for inspection of masticability. She prefers leather and animal made shoes and has avoided destroying the synthetic stuff. Nothing but the real deal for my masticator! “Ya, [...]
Dec 082009
Yahoo!, Google, Alta Vista: Look out. There are new and improved search engines in town. And they are a lot cozier than a keyboard and a mouse! “Hey Rolf, I heard it was your birthday today! Happy 4th dude.” “Thanks Loki.”
Dec 072009
A few months ago, there was a little fun competition at our training school. The competition involved the fastest time weaving the dog through pylon cones and downing the dog on a rubber mat, off-leash, without touching the dog. Nobody could practice ahead of time. It was up to the handler to decide best how [...]
Dec 042009
”Voulez-woo coucher avec moi?”
Dec 032009
Following up on yesterday’s post on why Juno will be riding in rather than pulling a sleigh, this week, we found out that Juno has hip dysplasia. On a scale of 1-10, it’s a 6. This of course is independent of the illness she had last month with an unexplained fever. You see, when the doctors [...]
Dec 022009
“MUSH!” Hmmm. What’s wrong with this banner? Something seems a bit, oh I don’t know, unusual! Like, isn’t the husky supposed to pull the sleigh, not sit in it? December’s banner celebrates Juno’s ability to make everyone, including Loki, giggle with delight and bend to her will using only her Siberian charm. Over the past year, [...]
Dec 012009
Check out the synchronicity in paw placement. “Retardo, you have the timing of a NitWit. Kick your tail higher! How are we supposed to get on “Dancing with the Stars” with moves like that?”
Nov 302009
“It’s Monday? What’s a Monday? Is it a free treat?”
Nov 282009
O.K. dog owners out there, I think you need to decide how to fix this situation. Should I be given a chocolate covered pomegranate every time I put my shoes away before I leave the house or should I be given a correction on the prong collar or e-collar when I forget to put my [...]
Nov 272009
Wild Dingo received it’s first award! Oh how exciting this is. Mango the Relentlessly Huge was kind enough to mention “Luna and Wild Dingo.” We don’t know who Luna is, but we know how pantyloons can make The Mango a little, well, confused in the brain. (Maybe he was thinking about Loki the Lunatic?) We [...]
Nov 262009
Loki and Juno couldn’t resist Sugar’s fabulous idea to have a little fun and torch … err … torture a poor turkey, and probably a few vegetarians in the audience. (No turkeys were injured or killed in the production of the above photo. The views expressed above are not necessarily, yet could very well be, the [...]
