Spoiled? They don’t think so.
“Ok, quit holdin’ out on us. We know Santa Paws brought us delicious treats. Bring them to me.”
“Did you say ‘delicious treats?’ WTF? And I’ve been eating these stupid stuffies all morning?”
“Nom. Nom. Nom. That’s more like it. Nom. Nom. Never underestimate this sibe’s snooter for food. K?”
“Hey Mango, do I make you proud with my neat and orderly slime line?”
“You took my stuffie? Inconceivable! You mock my pain.”
“This here santa hat? It’s gotta go. I’ll make this green stuffie go from hat to hatless in 3.5 seconds.”
“Hey Retardo, that there red and green stuffie looks like it belongs to me.”
“Nom, nom, nom…Really princess? I don’t see your name on it.”
“That’s because you can’t read Big Boy. Now hand it over.”
Then “plop!” went the sibe with her super secret Siberian tug strategy: The Plop and Hold.
”Lets see how far you can drag 53 lbs of gorgeous Siberian across the living room rug.”
“You’re worthless and weak big boy. Why don’t you just quit?”
“Because I don’t got nowhere else to go.”
Great mini-slobber, dude.
WHat is with the plop and hold? I think that is against regulations.
Slobbers,
Mango
Hey Loki
you look possessed in that first foto. Demons of christmas past haunting you? Those girls and the deadman’s plop. It is against the rules. Tricks are for kids That’s alright you don’t need a de-stuffie anyways.
norwood
The slime line is excellent! I must see if I can do one!
Mom says Loki can come stay with us….
Hey you two got some super LOOT from Santa Paws. I see one of them has already “spilled its guts” though. Some of these stuffies just can’t take the training, can they. You got Pig Ears. I love those things.
I want to wish you two and your two leggers a very HAPPY NEW YEAR.
It’s “Princess Bride” meets “An Office And A Gentleman”! And “Princess Bride” emerges victorious!
Aw, totally spoiled! Looks like everyone had a wonderful Christmas celebration.
Poor Loki. Wow you guys got lots of presents. I got nothing.
Jackal
P.S. Well, except for snow, but I don’t like the cold . . .
We love plop and hold, but, Loki, you crack us up with “I got nowhere to go.”
It looks to me like Santa approves of shoe chewing. That must be how Juno got on the nice list. Loki, I bet Juno put in a good word for you so you are on the nice list too since you don’t chew shoes.
Kat
@Dennis: You got it! Wow…didn’t think anyone would get “officer and gentleman!” you must be a movie fanatic. oh wait… did i just say that given your blog??
@Steve & Kat: Because Loki is automatically on the naughty list no matter what? right? tee hee… well, he was labled “naughty” dog in school… but those teachers never see the demon Juno at home!
Dearest Juno…
Woo should read the khrap your mom has pawed about woo on FB…
I’ve khome to your defense…
I’ve got woo khovered!
Pantyloons&Jodhpurs,
Khyra
Looks like you all got fun pressies!! I am still working on my stuffie-ectomies!
Smileys!
Dory
Oh wow!!!! I can’t wait until I have a sister that I can steal pressies from!!! You two really scored; I hope Mom and Dad come through for me, with my belated Christmas and all!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
Thanks Wild Dingo! And I didn’t even mention the reference to the Twisted Sister videos …
(I know technically it’s an “Animal House” reference but I first encountered it in a Twisted Sister video starring the guy who played Niedermayer, so it will always be a Twisted Sister reference to me.)
Juno, woo are a girl after my own heart! Love the plop & hold maneuver – brilliant! Woosers, woo two got lots & lots of pressies!
a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo
Oh, LOKI! You look so SAD! You can come over HERE! Of course, we very rarely HAVE stuffies because I can destroy them in less that 5 seconds. Something about cost effectiveness. I don’t get it.
Love,
Ammy
Loki -you can’t mess with a girl & her xmas stuffies! hey if no one wants that squirrel.. toss it ovah herah!
clink- Happy New Years!
scratchies
tula
Santa paws certainly did remember you… Love the tug-a-war..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
You know they are properly spoiled when they don’t know they are properly spoiled.
Happy new year!
Aww, Loki looks so sad!
The plop and hold move is awesome!
I gotta learn that one!
The best toy is that rope ball toy! Mom got me that one! I like to grab the end of the rope, swing it around and hit mom and dad with it!
Hmm…come to think of it, I can’t find that rope toy anymore!
Mochi
Sure looks like you had a great Christmas. We are so glad we got to know you this year. Happy New Year to you and wishes from us to you for a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Happy New Year to you and your wonderful mumster and thankQ for being our friends
Here’s to a healthy, happy and safe 2010
chikisses
coco
Spoiled? Uhm, why do you say that? Looks like our house!
Oh poor Loki. Happy new year to everyone!
Hey thanks for your words of encouragement on Storm and Jackal’s blogs. With Storm’s training the problem is she gets too excited, so I have to use low value treats, but then she gets bored really quick. I think I’m going to use high value treats and try the shaping game so she learns that going away from me and thinking are what earns the treats. We’ll see how it goes. I’m going to take on her training as a challenge to myself lol.
I hope I caught Jackal’s yeast infection early enough. They’re pretty painful. If I don’t see improvement in the next few days I’m going to take him to the vet. I’m just kind of between vets and not liking it at all. I’ve been thinking about feeding raw for a while now. I’m just a chicken and an excessive worrier, so I haven’t done it yet. I don’t want my dog to be the one in a million who has a problem with it. If you have time do you mind emailing me about your experience with switching? How you did it and what plan you follow? I’m really thinking it might be necessary because I’m already feeding a food without corn, wheat and other allergens in it. If his yeast infection is allergy related I don’t know what I can switch him to. Thanks in advance for any advice.
Happy woo year! (I love that!)