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Month: August 2012

Head Games

Julie Starling August 30, 2012 7 Comments

“Wait a minute. Princess, something’s wrong. Someone’s missing! Where is Mom?” “Big boy, the only person I’m searching for is the Ice Cream man. We are downtown Morges after all.”

Tunnel Vision

Julie Starling August 26, 2012 6 Comments

So much better than Tele Vision.

How To Ruin Your Siberian’s Nearly Perfect Recall

Julie Starling August 25, 2012 4 Comments

“Juno Come!”

Pas de Pee Pee

Julie Starling August 24, 2012 6 Comments

“Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse.”

Best Bike. Ever.

Julie Starling August 23, 2012 3 Comments

“I don’t understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!”

Reason #987 Why Puppies Shouldn’t Play with Crackers

Julie Starling August 22, 2012 4 Comments

“Hey Loki, I’m gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!”

Puppy Secrets

Julie Starling August 21, 2012 4 Comments

“Hey, I have to tell you a puppeh secret.”

Role Model

Julie Starling August 20, 2012 1 Comment

“When I grow up I want to be just like Loki.” “You’d better start doing something about those ears and cranking up the cracker little fella.”