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Month: September 2012

Circumstantial Evidence

Circumstantial Evidence

“Just because you heard rummaging around in the bathroom does not mean that I was involved in any criminal activities. Show me the proof.”
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Size Matters

Size Matters

“Princess, that chateau sure looks inviting.” “That’s right, Big Boy. Finally a dog house perfectly sized for barbarian ears.”
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If She Only Knew

If She Only Knew

Mona, the beagle, gazes adoringly at the tall-eared, dark and handsome fella. She dreams of spending quiet evenings alone with her gallant knight. Love is blind. Juno would be happy…
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Meditation or Mastication?

Meditation or Mastication?

“As far as I see it, I did you a favor. According to this Yoga Journal, it says that five minutes of meditation per day can decrease stress and improve…
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Out of Pup Cup

Out of Pup Cup

Mr. Wild Dingo made a gross error in pup cup ice cream equalization and Juno ended up with the short end of the stick. Hide the flip flops! Retribution is…
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