Engineered for Nitwits

This month’s masthead feature’s NitWit Bridge. I’ve mentioned NitWit bridge a few times to friends and occasionally on this site. I even featured a few of the photos in an old gallery that no longer exists. But I never really told its story. I’ve neglected featuring photos or mentioning it because it was so closely tied to Maggie, [...]

Dec 092007
 
Remembering Maggie

Founder, CEO, Legacy Anyone who knew Maggie knew her to be bossy and loud. But those were her outward appearances. To really know Maggie, you had to look past her barking to truly appreciate her brilliant, colorful character. Above all, Maggie was dignified, discerning, proud, intelligent, loyal, funny, agile, resilient and full of vitality. Maggie [...]

Nov 232007
 
Legacy

Maggie Starling August 18, 1993-November 23, 2007

 
A Dingo's Friday Night O.D.

This is what a dingo looks like after a long night of milkbones and squeaky woobie toys. (Note the stuffing and squeaker appendectomy to the right.) I’m THIS close to having an intervention with her.

 
Margaret's Sunday's of Discontent

For the past 3 years, Wild Dingo’s beloved CEO, has been battling liver cancer. But before you feel sad about it, realize that we were told three years ago that we had at best 6-months with her. And she’s still with us today, living most of the last three-years very well, with good quality days. [...]

Oct 012006
 
Meet the Dingo

Ya, she now has her own logo. The brat. But I still have to post her face all over this site. She is the boss after all.

 
Wild Dingo Loses its Posse and Best Friend

In Loving Memory of ShyGuy Wild Dingo has been remiss to publish the news about the passing away of it’s favorite partner in crime, Mr. ShyGuy, the basset next door. A few weeks ago, ShyGuy was diagnosed with congestive heart failure and within about a week, he passed away. It’s been a few weeks now [...]

 
Wild Dingo Partners with Basset Hound to Achieve High Neighborhood Popularity Marketshare

Wild Dingo CEO, Margaret J. Starling, announced a strategic partnership with Basset Hound, Mr. Shy Guy, CEO of Basset Digging Productions. The partnership, purely business, involves leveraging Mr. Guy’s talents as posse for Starling’s continued attempts at gaining political control over the neighborhood. “Mr. Guy is quite talented at enforcing my laws here in my [...]

 
Wild Dingo Aquires Corporate Limo

Los Gatos, CA — Wild Dingo announced today its acquisition of a company limo. The company has chosen a convertible Mini Cooper for its corporate travel. For over two years, Margaret J. Starling, has been lobbying hard for a limo that not only suited her prima-donna lifestyle but allowed her easy access to her fan-base as [...]

 
Wild Dingo Web Site Gets a Face Lift. The Dingo Lobbies for Greater Support.

Los Gatos , CA —Wild Dingo Communications today launched a newly designed Web site and upgraded content to both inform and entertain customers. CEO Margaret J. Starling comments, “The site really needed an upgrade that reflects the overall character of the company. It needed more pictures of me.” Over the summer, Margaret has been making [...]

 
Wild Dingo Loses Bid for Chicken-Herding Services

Los Gatos, CA—During an employee offsite today, Wild Dingo CEO, Margaret J. Starling, spontaneously made a bid to provide herding services to a local chicken farmer. Upon passing the neighbor chicken home, Starling immediately noticed chickens casually strolling—uncontained—away from the hen house. Being a leader of few words, she quickly went to work, demonstrating her [...]

 
Wild Dingo Stinks to High Heaven

Los Gatos , CA — Wild Dingo Communications’ CEO, Margaret J. Starling, today elevated an age-old heated relationship with Monsieur P. Le Pew to new heights today by charging after him as he wandered by the Wild Dingo premises. Le Pew denied any instigation on his part and simply defended himself with a “drive-by” spraying. [...]