“Hey Big Daddy, there’s a whole world out there waitin’ for a little Formosan-Siberian action.”
Oct 052009
… you’re fired.” Fine Print: FMD Satellite does not guarantee FMD and its signal will stay in one location long enough for you to watch an entire show. Oh well, there’s nothing ever on TV anyway!
Sep 082009
“Last night’s tri-tip is still stuck between my inscisors. The last thing I want is halitosis!”
Aug 202009
I brought Loki to a private training session this week. I told the trainer “I think Loki has a problem.” The trainer asks, “What’s the problem?” “Let me show you,” I reply. I turn to Loki and say, “Loki, Fetch!” Loki slowly walks away then turns around and replies, “So why are you talking to me [...]
