Slim Fast

Slim Fast

“Of course I’m pleased with myself. Just look at me. I’m perfect.”  Juicy has been quite pleased with herself these days. She’s slimmed down by 4 lbs since May and 6 lbs since January. I couldn’t be more pleased. I am completely at...
A Life Without Cheeses

A Life Without Cheeses

The past two weeks, while Mr. Wild Dingo has been on travel, I, Evil Momma, have led Juno off her spiritual Path of Cheeses. This is what we call a “necessary evil” to lose a few pounds. No matter how much she prayed at the sacred altar of Mount Kitchen Island and...
My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

It cracks me up when people recognize me from my dogs. I’ve met some fantastic people this way as well! The cracker and the criminal are Internet celebs. I’m just their agent. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Still, if they ever get their own star on a walk of fame,...
The Complaint Department

The Complaint Department

“Mom! Juicy is touching my feetie-feets! WTF?” “Chill, Daddy-O. It’s not like it’s gonna kill you to have a little cuddle.” It’s important to have excellent bedside manners when your Queen comes home from the dogtor and must...

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