My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

It cracks me up when people recognize me from my dogs. I’ve met some fantastic people this way as well! The cracker and the criminal are Internet celebs. I’m just their agent. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Still, if they ever get their own star on a walk of fame,...
The Complaint Department

The Complaint Department

“Mom! Juicy is touching my feetie-feets! WTF?” “Chill, Daddy-O. It’s not like it’s gonna kill you to have a little cuddle.” It’s important to have excellent bedside manners when your Queen comes home from the dogtor and must...
Loki-Speak Spoken Here

Loki-Speak Spoken Here

Sometimes I think Loki is so bonded to me because I’m one of the few who understand Loki-speak. Being understood when you look and sound like a brute must feel extraordinary. A few weeks ago, during the storms, Loki paced the room. Unable to settle into his bed,...
Sometimes Crime Does Pay

Sometimes Crime Does Pay

“Hey Daddy-O! Mom looks like she’s packin plenty of profit in those high pockets. How about you put your paw down and demand a toll for this bridge?” “Don’t worry Princpessa, it’s in the bag. She’s an easy mark, a real rube....
Happy National Puppy Day

Happy National Puppy Day

It’s National Puppy Day! Here’s Loki, aka: The Cracker, when he was just a wee thing in Taiwan, sometime in 2007. Even as a puppy, his penetrating eyes impart a heartbreaking story of abandonment, fear, anxiety and a desperation to find *his* person—one...

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