“I surrender to the Pup Cup and all its power and believe that it can restore me to sanity. Or something like that.”
Oct 252012
Oct 222012
A poem by Mr. Wild Dingo Dauntless flew young scarecrow blue Unfettered he, from sac set free
Oct 202012
You wanna know how to make me smile Take control, own me just for the night
Sep 182012
My running partners are all smiles after a five mile run through the forest.
Sep 172012
Sep 152012
Mr. Wild Dingo made a gross error in pup cup ice cream equalization and Juno ended up with the short end of the stick. Hide the flip flops! Retribution is coming.
Sep 022012
Mr. Wild Dingo crowned me a Princess. Then he handed me a jug of water and said,”Get to work.”
Aug 252012
“Juno Come!”
Aug 242012
“Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse.”
Aug 232012
“I don’t understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!”
Aug 222012
“Hey Loki, I’m gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!”
Aug 132012
“You caught me! I’m not your Granny!”
Aug 102012
All I have to do is mention Aslan kisses and the cracker shuts his yapper.
May 232012
Surprise: ”What the heck just came out of my Jodhpurs?”
Apr 172012
Mr. Wild Dingo left for China yesterday and he forgot to put his beloved leather boots in the closet.
Feb 142012
Love is the perfect pillow when you need it most.
Jan 152012
“There’s nothing worse than soaking wet Jodhpurs!” The only downside of the dogs vacationing at Bernard’s is that in the winter, they come home smelling like smoke. All dogs are indoor dogs at Bernard’s, and he and his wife seem to be smokers. But it’s a small price to pay for the luxury of having them stay in a “home” [...]
Jan 092012
If you told me 10 years ago, I would adopt a lunatic dog from Taiwan with a serious case of crackery-nosis, maybe I would believe you. But if you told me I would be journaling his ridiculous behavior on the Web and writing in his ridiculous tough-guy Raymond Chandler voice, I’d laugh and ask you who [...]
Dec 272011
Nothing makes me happier than to make Mr. Wild Dingo uncomfortable. So when our neighbor stopped me in our driveway Friday night to ask if Mr. Wild Dingo would like to be “Father Christmas” for his three children, I didn’t hesitate: “Yes of course he’ll do it,” I answered. Like I’m going to ask Mr. Wild Dingo his [...]
Nov 292011
Does anybody out there have the illusion that having a working dog will help pick up some of the slack around your house? Think again!