Church of Cheeses

Church of Cheeses

Not many people know this, but Juno is devout spiritual being. She follows the path of Cheeses. Worshiping nightly, she prays for the coming of Cheeses, while MWD ministers an amuse-bouche in the kitchen. “Like an angel descending from heaven, Cheeses makes its...
Imposter

Imposter

Alls I’m sayin’ is, if this dude comes hippity hoppity down your lane, knocks on your door with those tiny arms and paws, and calls himself the Easter Bunny, ask to see his ID. Filed under: Things you see across from a Christian Church in Santa Cruz...
Careers in Gaslighting

Careers in Gaslighting

I don’t know about ya’ll but I keep holding my breath waiting for Sean Spicer to lose his shit on National TV.  I get dizzy watching him spin on every episode of “Survivor: The White House.”   Any bets on how long he’ll...
Double Trouble

Double Trouble

“Hey Daddy-O! Who’s that doggin’ us at the end of the road? He doesn’t seem to care if we know it or not.” “Honey, you know trouble is my line of business. But deal me out. I’m not getting busted over a square from...
The Shrake

The Shrake

Is that a rake or a shovel that Mr. Wild Dingo carries? Neither! Introducing The Shrake, a brand new gardening product from Mr. Wild Dingo that’s perfect for trail maintenance in the tricky terrain of Santa Cruz Mountains. Never again, carry two tools when one will...

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