My Pal Butterscotch

Buttscotch is way cool. He let me pet him. Then some moron 14 year old came over and put his hand around poor Butterscotch's neck. Butterscotch was much too polite, civilized and intelligent for this sad excuse of a human being, and mereley moved to the top of the ring. I would have pecked the heck out of the little twerp.