“How are you doing cognitively,” asked my doctor.
“Well,” I replied, “I used the cordless vacuum to do a quick pick-up of dog hair in my bedroom the other day. I vacuumed most of the room before I realized that the dust canister wasn’t installed. Then it took me 30 minutes to find the canister. When I finally found it, I had no recollection of how it got there.”
“We have more work to do,” she said.
When it’s not completely disturbing, Lyme brain can be hilarious.