Wild Dingo

I almost got kicked out of yoga class the other day. No, really. Like almost “by the ear” kicked out.

Before class, in the yoga parking lot, I ran into a friend (I won’t name names, but we’ll call her Stacy since that’s her name). We decided to get spots next to each other. The only few spots open were in the front row in the corner, so we took those spots.

Stacy’s hot. I mean, really hot–model hot. Perfect everything. She’s the kind of hot that makes most men foam at the mouth. What makes her hotness even worse is that she’s also a sharp wit with a clever sense of humor. She’s also a great yogi, strong and graceful and great to watch if you want to learn good alignment. We practice next to each other a lot and by now, we can look at each other, know what the other is thinking and have a quick laugh over the shared thought.

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It seems Scott Adams has been eavesdropping at casa Wild Dingo.

It’s no secret my “tolerance” for nitwit behavior has bottomed out. Mr. Wild Dingo may have taken note of my lack of tolerance, for well, stupidly behaving individuals once, twice or thrice in the past month.

But I ask you. What harm is it in practicing the zero tolerance for nitwits diet on a local level when we all have to endure the nitwit who did this:

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So since it’s Frackday, thought I’d have a little fun with the Dish Network telemarketer who just called. It’s ok to white lie to Nitwits on Frackday.

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For the last two years, it’s been hard to have fun. My energy levels have been on such a roller coaster ride that even having a little fun could potentially turn my brain and body into pudding for a few days. But lately, I’ve been feeling more myself, and starting to ride a little bit, so I got brave and actually “planned” a bike ride with some friends. You know, I had to show up, be accountable and all that stuff.

So, last weekend, for my first group ride, I rode with three brilliant women, a NASA scientist, an esteemed lawyer and an operations executive (yes Jeni, that’s what you are). And then there’s me: a person who draws pictures on the web and pontificates about useless stuff. I can’t figure out why they ride with me. It’s obvious why I ride with them. They make me look good.

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Have you found yourself weighed down with thoughtless, unappreciative individuals with no social graces? Ever notice how much time and energy ridiculous people drain from you? Would you like to instantly feel 10 pounds lighter?

Wild Dingo’s diet “Zero Tolerance for Nitwits” may be just the diet for you. Inspired by the founder of Wild Dingo, Maggie, who simply never accepted disrespectful, impolite behavior, this simple, two-step diet costs nothing and doesn’t even involve cutting out any of your favorite foods!

Here are the steps:

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Mr. Wild Dingo seems to think I should come up with a business plan for Upward Facing Dog (and the other two sites that I’m planning to launch later this year).

So far this is all I have is this:

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